Brooke Hogan to Make Her Movie Debut in '2 Headed Shark Attack'

Brooke Hogan is set to make her movie debut in 2 Headed Shark Attack. And so the Hogan family continues to slowly creep back into the spotlight, returning like a cancer that was in remission or a herpes breakout (or a shark movie franchise that just won't die).
Okay, that last dig wasn't really fair, because 2 Headed Shark Attack has nothing to do with the unkillable Jaws franchise. Instead it comes from the mind that brought great horror flicks like Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus. This Syfy-worthy film will have a group of coeds getting stranded on an atoll when their ship gets destroyed by a mutated two-headed shark. However, when the coral island starts flooding, they might just become fish food.
Brooke Hogan's first movie must be pretty bad -- it's set to go straight to DVD next year, while the awful-looking Shark Night 3D is going to be released at theaters this summer. However, maybe she can pick up a few acting tips from her costar Carmen Electra -- after all, the Playboy playmate has starred in classics like Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, and Date Movie.
The worst thing about 2 Headed Shark Attack won't be the bad writing, bad acting, or bad special effects -- the most horrible thing about this horror movie is the fact that it is helping to unleash another famewhore monster back into the world. Teenaged Pamela Anderson wannabe Courtney Stodden seemed like she was going to fill the vapid void left by Heidi Montag when she (sort of) disappeared from the spotlight, but now Brooke Hogan is back to be named Queen of the Blonde No-Talent Bimbos. And unfortunately her family is coming with her -- Hulk Hogan recently made headlines by joining her at the unveiling of her nude PETA photo, while her mother Linda Hogan tried to pimp her book on a radio show by saying that the Hulk had a gay relationship with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.
So why watch Brooke Hogan in a terrible horror movie when her family provides so much entertainment fodder?